Hipp Enterprises // Under Construction

Welcome! Welcome!
You’ve stumbled onto what may currently be the most useless corner of the internet.

But hey — I’m working really hard to turn it into something that at least helps keep a roof over my head.

In a perfect world, I’d be using my many talents to help save our species, build something world-changing, or at the very least... get a Checkers installed within 100 miles of you.
(Insert your favorite fast food chain that you’d drive across a state line for.)

Meanwhile, I live in a town with two Taco Bells within 3.5 miles of each other.
The audacity is palpable.

On a more personal note, I have a '92 Camaro that means the world to me — a car passed down from my father, who gave it to me far too early and left this world far too soon.

I'd love the opportunity to finally finish this restoration project.
No amount is too small, and every bit of support is deeply appreciated.